Y'all can have your toothless banjo-playing kinfolk back anytime. They weren't born here, and they ain't "Californians" by any stretch. They weren't "Californian" when they moved here 5-10-20 years ago, and they won't be when they leave either.
We survived Okies back in the Depression, barely, but the endless onslaught of knuckleheads coming here from the Other 48 was just too much for any one state to bear.
So thank your new neighbors and former natives from there for wrecking a once-wonderful state, and their parents for shipping the freaks and geeks that didn't fit in there, out here, until they'd so thoroughly destroyed it here even they can't stand it any more.
Well-played.
Don't worry though; we go stone cold broke in a few years, and your cousins and nephews will all be coming back home, and bringing their illegal alien nannies and gardeners with them in droves. And all those retirees who moved back there to escape the taxes your kinfolk voted in? When their retirement checks stop, they'll be your problem now. Best wishes when that happens.
Your circus, your monkeys.
In the meantime, we've sent you DiFi, Barbara Boxer, and Kamala Harris as the national gifts that keep on giving by way of saying "Thanks a pantload."
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Y'all can have your toothless banjo-playing kinfolk back anytime.
They weren't born here, and they ain't "Californians" by any stretch.
They weren't "Californian" when they moved here 5-10-20 years ago, and they won't be when they leave either.
We survived Okies back in the Depression, barely, but the endless onslaught of knuckleheads coming here from the Other 48 was just too much for any one state to bear.
So thank your new neighbors and former natives from there for wrecking a once-wonderful state, and their parents for shipping the freaks and geeks that didn't fit in there, out here, until they'd so thoroughly destroyed it here even they can't stand it any more.
Well-played.
Don't worry though; we go stone cold broke in a few years, and your cousins and nephews will all be coming back home, and bringing their illegal alien nannies and gardeners with them in droves. And all those retirees who moved back there to escape the taxes your kinfolk voted in?
When their retirement checks stop, they'll be your problem now.
Best wishes when that happens.
Your circus, your monkeys.
In the meantime, we've sent you DiFi, Barbara Boxer, and Kamala Harris as the national gifts that keep on giving by way of saying "Thanks a pantload."
Enjoy.