Tuesday, May 30, 2023

"Modern problems require modern solutions."



  1. €3000 per cow.
    Of course, then the price of milk and beef goes up, unless they're also going to cull 200,000 Irish to curb demand for that.

    And unlike the one-time cow buy, that's a tax on every citizen forever.
    Then there's the permanent decrease in nutrition for everyone forever (supplemented, no doubt, but bug cakes and grasshopper burgers).

    Won't that be lovely?

    Or, they could just admit that cow farts have as much to do with the weather as does what color underpants you wear, and then throw all the commie Green idiot watermelons (green on the outside, Red on the inside) into a handy woodchipper, and call it even.

    No points for guessing how that vote would come out.

  2. Not to worry, there's potatoes. Their use to eating them in a pinch
    Backwoods Okie

  3. What would be the impact of "culling" 200,000 politicians? Asking for an Irish friend.

  4. Dear Ireland, the only real Climate Target is in the center of your foreheads.

  5. And still our assorted ultra-maroons insist that we have DA POWA!!!! to lock down the entire planetary weather-systems by offing cattle and driving less.

    Reminds me of the pool noodles who think the physics of air masses under pressure are repealed because paper masks be magic.