I am a thunderfarter. a tuba tooter. I generate Foghorn farts. sometimes when I'm walking I let loose a stumblefart. it propels your hips in front of your knees and you have to run a couple of steps to stabilize.
when you fart, look at the most liberal person in sight and say "look disgusted and they will think I did it."
lol that headline.
ReplyDeleteAnd they vote. They drive on the same roads we do. Scary
ReplyDeleteShe released a fair amount of flatulence in that statement.
ReplyDeleteI am a thunderfarter. a tuba tooter. I generate Foghorn farts. sometimes when I'm walking I let loose a stumblefart. it propels your hips in front of your knees and you have to run a couple of steps to stabilize.
ReplyDeletewhen you fart, look at the most liberal person in sight and say "look disgusted and they will think I did it."